Attorney At Law

Why is it that it is called Attorney At Law. Are there other type of attorneys? I mean are their Attorneys At School, for example? I dont understand. Its an easy opening for jokes. Such as Whats a lawyer on a bathroom break? Attorney At Loo!! I thought of this one on my own and am very proud of it.

Evolution

I hope evolution doesn’t succeed. The objective of evolution is to produce the perfect animal. Once that is achieved there would be no purpose of procreating. How boring! Now I understand the pain that Highlander goes through. Eternal Life is equal to no procreation. No wonder the one left standing gets a mortal life at the end.

Suicidal Information or Knowledge

I was thinking while I was driving. This happens quite a lot. Its surprising that I get to work without scathing myself or some other helpless sole. But this blog is not about my driving, but rather it is about a special kind of information that may exist, but of which I have not heard of.

This kind of information is suicidal. No, it is not new ways on how to kill yourself. Its about information, which when released destroys itself. The best way to explain as usual is through an example. Consider a research conducted to find the quickest route to the centre of town during peak traffic. Once you release this information, everyone would be using this route and it would no longer be the quickest route. The information would have killed itself. Some of you may think that this is common with all kinds of information. Its dynamic. It changes. But my point is that this kind of information actually triggers its own demise. I cant think of any other examples to promote help my argument further.

Ideas Happen

Gone to http://ideashappen.msn.com? It’s a website that allows you to pitch your ideas for money. If your successful you apparently get 50 grand to venture on your idea. The only problem is, that it is only open for US citizens. Bummer! Anyway I went to the website to enter a long time idea that has been growing in my head for some time. It’s the concept of gymnasium cum electric generator.

I have a loathing for gymnasiums where people come in to burn out excess fat. All that energy going to waste! And what’s even more astounding is that you have to pay for it!!! I wondered what people in the good Old Stone Age would do to shed excess fat. My conclusion, they didn’t have excess fat. They always had something or the other to work on, that burnt off all the excess energy that they happen to carry. Hence, the free gymnasium which would also act as a generator of electricity.

Application is very simple. Just connect all gymnasium equipment to a turbine. This turbine would generate the electricity. The gymnasium is free of course, since the sale of the generated electricity should cover the cost of the gymnasium and perhaps even leave a morsel of profit for the inventor? Wastage of energy is minimal. Any takers?